Once a century it is possible to acquire the legendary Pai: ten mahjong tiles that are rumored to be able to grant their possessor any wish. Many bizarre individuals are after the Pai, including a rabbit-shaped alien who wishes for "uniform" domination of Earth; a black magic-using dominatrix; a pop idol, who is really a witch, who wants to return to the magical world; a cyborg who wishes to be human; and a...