So You Want to Be a Detective

So You Want to Be a Detective

So You Want to Be a Detective

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So You Want to Be a Detective

1948

0h 11m

6.8(19 votes)

Comedy

Crime

Overview

Joe McDoakes imagines himself as a private detective on a murder case. Throughout the film, he spars verbally with narrator Art Gilmore.

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Cast & Crew

4 members

Acting

George O'Hanlon

Joe McDoakes (a.k.a. Phillip Snarlow)

George O'Hanlon

Acting

Art Gilmore

Narrator (voice)

Art Gilmore

Acting

Lila Leeds

Veronica Vacuum (uncredited)

Lila Leeds

Acting

Kit Guard

Barroom Thug (uncredited)

Kit Guard

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