Martie Don't Surf

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Martie Don't Surf

2005

0h 15m

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Comedy

Overview

15-minute epic about a bunch of trash bag derelicts on a rampage! All they want to do is drink goon bags (cheap cask wine), sniff petrol and kill!!

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3 members

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Cameron Geeves

Roughnut

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Kym Brown

Skank

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Jesse Clark

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