"It doesn't taste like juice, it tastes like... tea."
Max Bourke (played by Max Bourke) tastes tea in his boost juice, and in an effort to find out why, he has to infiltrate British HQ.
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Max Bourke
Evil British HQ Guy
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British HQ Guard
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