Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width

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Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width

1973

1h 28m

5.7(6 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Two London tailors horse around, wind up robbed, go to Rome and disrupt the Vatican.

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20 members

Acting

John Bluthal

Manny Cohen

Acting

Joe Lynch

Patrick Brendan Kevin Aloysius Kelly

Acting

Yootha Joyce

Mrs. Finch

Acting

Wendy King

Rita

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Ann Beach

Bridie

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Eddie Byrne

Father Ignatious

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Bernard Stone

Nathan

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David Nettheim

Rabbi

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Ivor Dean

Bishop Rourke

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Bill Maynard

Larkin

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David Kelly

Murphy

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Jerold Wells

Tramp

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Paddy Joyce

Riley

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Vicki Woolf

Maria

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Hilary Farr

Gina

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Steve Plytas

Swiss Guard

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William F. Sully

Italian Policeman

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Peter Denyer

Lad

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Lindsay Marsh

Hostess

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Jill Goldston

Passerby (uncredited)

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