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1982

4.9(4 votes)

Comedy

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15 members

Acting

Josema Yuste

Chema

Acting

Fernando Conde

Fernando

Acting

Millán Salcedo

Millán

Acting

Amparo Soler Leal

Marquesa

Acting

Agustín González

Venancio

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Beatriz Carvajal

Virginia

Acting

Fina Torres

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Alejandro de Enciso

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Alfonso Nadal

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Luis Barbero

Padre Vázquez

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Lola Bayo

Unknown Role

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Juan Diego Botto

Niño

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Frank Braña

Sansón

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Alfonso Castizo

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Paco Catalá

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