
"A House is Not A Home."
The Amityville legend lives on when a resident of a local boarding house dies under mysterious circumstances. Her two best friends, Brigitta and Bermuda, Bermuda's sister Sentinel, and the owner of the boarding house, Ms. Ernie, are absolutely devastated. This is not helped by the arrival of an eccentric and crude detective who never takes off his cowboy outfit, Hank Denton. Tensions run high as the girls begin to suspect their friend Margaret may still be alive; and as the detective's behavior becomes more out of control, the house itself may very well be turning on it's residents.
Ms. Aphrodite Ernie
Brigitta Lynn

Bermuda Ernie
Special Agent Hank Denton
Sentinel Ernie
Jack Rockwell, Wayward Boy
Father Mars
Vaggio

Elron Randall, an Intellectual

Cara

Bacon Cheeseburger

Moth Abacus
Maude Abacus
The Demon
Antonia Abacus
Ricky Flynt
Joan Flynt
Neva, The Bellydancer
Sodia
Glass Sky
Sardu The Gravedigger
Lys Obsidian Absurd
Stephanie Garlic
Errol Stone
Silent Pete
Altair, The Bassist
Ranston Cubicle
Himself
Ace of Spades Woman
Dancer in The Dark
Himself
Himself
Herself
Herself
Concetta
Margaret East