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1991

1h 35m

5.5(4 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Comedy as six pensioners in residence take on the sponsorship of the FOOTBALL team in the neighbouring orphanage with unexpected consequences.

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11 members

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Fernando Fernán Gómez

Don Aníbal

Acting

José Luis López Vázquez

Don Anselmo del Castillo

Acting

María Asquerino

Sor María

Acting

Luis Escobar

Don Alfonso

Acting

Gabino Diego

Antonio Mancilla - Abogado defensor

Acting

Tomás Zori

Don José

Acting

Alfonso del Real

Don Juan

Acting

Manuel Alexandre

Don Luis

Acting

Eulalia Ramón

Susana

Acting

Tina Sainz

Fiscal

Acting

Miguel Ángel García

Unknown Role

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