Rare Exports Inc.

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Rare Exports Inc.

"SANTA CLAUS, AUTENTIC. NICE PRICE. CALL US."

2003

0h 8m

7.0(83 votes)

Comedy

Action

Overview

An elite trio of expert hunters venture into the woods to track and capture an especially rare and dangerous prey for the Christmas season.

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5 featured cast members

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Otso Tarkela

Father Christmas

Tommi Korpela

Marker

Jorma Tommila

Sniper

Tazu Ovaska

Tracker

Jonathan Hutchings

Narrator (voice)

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Directed by: Jalmari Helander
Written by: Juuso Helander
Jalmari Helander
Produced by: Harri Aalto

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