I Wanna Be a Criminal

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I Wanna Be a Criminal

"Crime Can Be Hard"

2023

2.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Overview

A Martial Arts instructor receives a motivational book as a birthday gift and becomes inspired to pursue her lifelong passion of becoming a criminal. Unfortunately, crime is harder than it looks.

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22 members

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LJ Ugarte

Calvin

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Sidnei Barboza

Don Alfredo

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Alexandria Isola

Jackie

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Alejandro Maysonet

Rony Tobbins

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Cristal Bella

Emily

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Florencia Barletta

Homeowner

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Chris Kitchen

Handicapped Man

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Bianca Bingham

Bar Patron 2

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Shawn Martin

Mafia with Chest Hair

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Carolyn Matea

Charlie

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Miguel Antonio Collado

Ike

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Janova Johnson

Bartender

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Tony Garcia

Dad

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Mary Calderon

Mean student #5

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Andrew Allison

Mean student #2

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Taran Knowles

Mafia with Nice Hair

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Nicolas Tutianu

Goon #1

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Julie Belanger

Mean Student #3

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Steve Belanger

Gerard

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Kelsey A. Walker

Ally

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Robert Hernandez

Mean student #4

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Connie Grandia

mean student #1

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